angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Luna was one of the most beautiful characters in Harry Potter
#it never once occurred to her to treat dobby as anything less than a human being#even ron had trouble viewing house elves as something other than slaves because that’s all he was used to#but luna calls him ‘sir’ on their very first meeting as if that’s the normal greeting for a house elf#and just look how grateful dobby is#he’s not used to being treated like that#luna you beautiful soul (x)
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
Great Dane is Stuck in the Tub
Ok, it’s so big I didn’t realise it was a bathtub until I read it.
There is no beauty like the sea,
The way it laps at the shore,
A hungry puppy yearning for food,
Licking the toes of giggling children,
Beckoning each person to come play.
There is no beauty like a sunset,
A window opening to another world,
A peek for just a few hours at night,
At a world…
I’ve always been curious to know why people call it ‘falling in love’ because when it’s happening you don’t necessarily feel as though you’re falling. In fact it’s more like being involuntarily pushed off the top of a building – hoping that in the end, you won’t fall heart first into the ground and break – shattering into a million and one pieces, only you can clean up.
1. You may have illuminated my life, but darling, you are not the sun.
2. A couple tears for you, but baby, you know the ocean wasn’t built on your departure.
3. You know when the sun is out and it is raining? This is what loving you felt like.
3.5. My body was not meant for this type of inconsistent climate.
4. If loving me was a crime, you would be wrongfully convicted.
5. We both know we can’t trust the prison system, but even so, I will refuse to pay your bail.
6. You stopped putting fire to this passionate relationship we called love.
6.5. And now, I am cold hearted, I give you full credit for this occurrence.
7. Whenever I got injured growing up, my mother always said, “alcohol en las heridas.” Goodness, I never thought she’d be so right.
8. The moon will look at me fiercely some nights, she will have your eyes, but I refuse to be tricked by her glimmer.
9. I am grateful that you left in the midst of spring. Summer is far too hot to want another lover on my bed while I sleep at night.
10. You are not the sun, you are not the moon, you are a mere remnant of the past and I will chant this over and over to consume the memory of you.
I hope you fall madly in love with her.
I hope you do all the things you never did with me.
I hope every time you see her your heart skips a beat, and you can’t picture life without her.
I hope she completes you, and that you both decide to begin a life together.
And just as you think life can’t get any better
I hope on a beautiful Sunday morning she wakes up and decides to leave the home you built together.
I hope you never hear from her again.
And just as you feel you might lose your mind from the stress
I hope you remember me and realize that karma never loses an address.